Bloodhound Gang lyrics
Bloodhound Gang lyrics
"Hell Yeah lyrics"
Perseverance Of The Saints lyrics
Let me drown in an ocean of devotion Let my joy be in service and love my emotion Let me be closer than your right hand Tighter than your left hand and let me be a godly man Till the day I die, till the fire'
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!Let me drown in an ocean of devotion Let my joy be in service and love my emotion Let me be closer than your right hand Tighter than your left hand and let me be a godly man Till the day I die, till the fire'
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall
Seas Of Dissension lyrics
(Hess) Do you find in the desert That all the sand looks the same I drink the optic illusion But the thirst never fades We're not in the same shoes With no one to blame But the fools who surround me I'll alwa
not make a "Speed 2"(Hess) Do you find in the desert That all the sand looks the same I drink the optic illusion But the thirst never fades We're not in the same shoes With no one to blame But the fools who surround me I'll alwa
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were G
Colossal Rains lyrics
Into a depth of haze, I'll see you dead The colossal rains flow like the breeze A sheltered scenery as the arms outstretch for me You'll never walk again (in a sorry sea of pale sound uplifting here, dark w
od that's what I'd do, Heavens noInto a depth of haze, I'll see you dead The colossal rains flow like the breeze A sheltered scenery as the arms outstretch for me You'll never walk again (in a sorry sea of pale sound uplifting here, dark w
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm f
Life's Lessons lyrics
MMMMMmmmmmm... I listen, and still I haven't heard Tell me what is the word And if I ever heard it would it be clear as water Oh tears run down your face Reflects the human race We're all caught up wit
loggedMMMMMmmmmmm... I listen, and still I haven't heard Tell me what is the word And if I ever heard it would it be clear as water Oh tears run down your face Reflects the human race We're all caught up wit
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God